Children are like puppies.
Except I’ve never had the urge to punch puppies.
Teenagers are like people wrongly imprisoned
Cause they never shut the fuck up.
Children are like bags at an airport
You shouldn’t leave them unattended
Teenagers are like sex offenders
You’re bound to find them on facebook
Children are like lies
sometimes having too many leads to prison
Teenagers are like fries
They taste better...when heated
Children are like the Pope
They interfere with things that shouldn’t concern them....and they’ve never had sex
Teenagers are like Pol Pot
Because they have stress issues......and hate wearing glasses
A child is like self respect
Because sometimes you lose it on holiday
Teenagers are like doing novelty comedy poems.
Because they’re not all that talented but they hide it well.
Children are like volatile liquids
Don’t put them in the boot of your car
Children aren’t like me
Because women like them.
Teenagers are like miracles.
Except Teenagers are real.