Back to the standard routine then...
Blimps, they're pretty neat eh? Dirigible-ing up the place without a care in the world (also marks for being called a dirigible, that never hurts)
Some people have decided that blimps alone are not enough (an offensive notion) and as such do things like this.
For irreverent cheap comedy purposes here are some crudely represented blimp ideas that would never....TAKE OFF. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....ha...hur...*sigh*
Basic Instinct DVD