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Tuesday 13 March 2012

Leaked Songtitles from Taylor Swift's new album


BOYS ARE THE BEST THING TO EVER EXIST.

Grammy award winner, teen idol, and 'death of female integerity' Taylor Swift is releasing a new album, unfortunately (for her) the entire
track-listing has been released online.

1) Romantic fable allegory to pander to insipid adolescents with too much mascara.
2) I wish I was a cheerleader because they get all the boys.
3) I'm in love with a boy who doesn't notice me because I don't talk to him and I don't know what the problem is.
4) Having a boyfriend at 15 determines whether or not you'll become an irredeemable failure in life.
5) I'm ruining relationships for actual young adults by turning them into gaudy saccharine MTV nonsense (Feat. Chris Brown)
6) I'm basically an anorexic Adele.
7) I love how love is lovey love love loved lovey love love lovey love largh
8) Teenage girls need to pander to boys and base themselves entirely on the male sex.
9)Lonely people are just like me (minus the wealth, accolades and superstar status)
10) My date with my 25 cats
11) Politically charged narrative about communism....(Just kidding! It's totally about the prom!)
12)Waiting for phone calls and unicorns and sunsets.
13) I never make the first move because women should never take action
14) (Hidden track) Love and dating and kissing and love love love dating love.




Keep up the good work Taylor.

5 comments:

  1. The titles are to long

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  2. you're crazy. GET A LIFE. SERIOUSLY. she's helped so many people and you're ridiculous for this.

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    1. She's helped so many people?
      Strange, I didn't know she was the cure for Polio or the New Deal.

      Go listen to some Annie Lennox and shut up.

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  3. ohh track 10 sounds exciting ;) who doesn't love a good date with your cat :)

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